Is it hot in here or is it just…G.O.P.? Regard, the right-wing dreamboats selected out of veritable dozens for our second annual pinup calendar. (See our first here.) We’ve included sexy biographical information so you can better score one of these elder married statesmen for yourself. There’s an elephant in the room and it’s our feelings! Are we blushing? Our face, and ballot, is all red! Plus: Click here to download a printable version for your high-school locker or mini-fridge.